Clothes are not exempt from technology. There are blouses that illuminate, bras that monitor your heart rate, and even Wi-Fi detecting t-shirts.
As awesome as Victorian women's fashion is, it would be even better if it got a new technological facelift. Presenting: The Corpulence Corset. Lose weight while sitting to polish the silver, while sipping lemonade on your promenade, or while dutifully listening to your husband drone on and on about the stock market, the racetrack, or other men's matters.
Carefully designed for optimum health and the balance of your humours, the Corpulence Corset is a product sure to please.
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